Things no one tells you:
- Having sex doesn’t make you a whore.
- Not having sex doesn’t make you a saint.
- You don’t have to have kids if you don’t want to.
- You are the only person who has rights over your body.
- You are no one to judge others.
- “Femininity” is not anti-feminist.
- Verbal harassment is not flattery.
- If something makes you uncomfortable, you don’t have to endure it.
- You don’t owe anything to anyone.
(Source: viva-la-vulva-zine, via thesamanthalynn)
my girlfriend is perfect
fuck life
fuck everything
she’s perfect
coughcoughcough
(via netflixandqueers)
the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
(Source: scriptures, via whimps)
(Source: teen-age-dirtbag)
(Source: splinter-eye, via incenses)
(Source: mad-buddha-abuser, via indoctrinatethemasses)
Ellen challenges First Lady Michelle Obama to a friendly push-up competition
I think that after the recent incident in Florida, it is safe to say that the Zombie Apocalypse is near.
(via bkissell)
(Source: iraffiruse, via zombisexual)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via zombisexual)